I’ve been looking for a contract engineering job for the offseason from Seminary. Most job posts, rather than explaining what the job is give a bunch of nonsense. Here’s a compilation of all the cringe-worthy stuff I’ve had to read all put into one:
Oh the possibilities… Don’t aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in…
Are you a standout “take control” professional looking for a challenging, engaging opportunity who likes working an exiting, fast-paced environment?
Here’s a bunch of acronyms you don’t know: MEMS, DTS, PL/SQL, l639, SCADA, IMS/DB2/MQ/CICS.